Even among people I'd consider 'sane' most of the time, I've been told how my cell phone is a means of spying used by the government and yadda yadda yadda. If the government wants to hear me talk about my latest Halo 3 experience to my friends or make arrangements to go out to eat, etc... so be it. Maybe their lives are too boring and they need this entertainment. However, for those people whose lives may be a little more exciting or even those who think they have exciting lives, there is now the Black Hole Phone Bag.

The Black Hole Phone Bag has two different pouches. The front pouch is a normal, everyday, put your phone it slot. The second pouch is a black hole. No, it's not an object/light sucking hole of black doom, it just simply blocks all incoming/outgoing transmission while the phone is there. How simple, how convenient, how mind easing.

You can pick one of these up for just $12. This is the perfect gift for all those nay saying, paranoid, wannabe gangster (yeah, I went there) friends/family you know.

Black Hole Bag [via OhGizmo!]